My roommate recently turned old. So we turned back the clocks and tried to have an old school 5 year old birthday party. There were hats.
|There he is! How mature!|
Soundtrack: Dancing + Cake... Yes.
Wax Your Tips by Business Casual Disco
|Step 1: Make butter and sugar become friends.|
Check to make sure you have eggs before this step, if you learn anything from me.
|I made the vanilla cake first, but you could pick either.|
Just bake in an 8x8 pan.
|Poke some holes in it! Is it done? It smells done...|
|To dissolve cocoa powder in water, I usually boil the water,|
then pour it in to the pyrex and dissolve the cocoa there.
You probably don't want to measure the water first, then boil...
Evaporation or some shit...
|Ok, just another batter...|
|And another finished 8x8 cake.|
Now... I know you're excited. But please let the both cool.
Frosting is made from butter. Melted frosting... just ew.
|Make some more butter and sugar be friends.|
Basically, just beat them until they get along.
|Oh yea, and a bread knife.|
Measure out the exact middle of each cake.
Yea, I said exact. You want the tops to match the bottoms.
Curtains... drapes.. what?
|Now.. if 1 cake rises more than the other, it means you fail.|
No, that's not true. We're all winners here.
It means you're going to have to shave. This metaphor just needs to end here.
|2 parts to a whole!|
Now you just match them up!
On a cake stand if you can find 1 at Target on sale for $5.
|When you hide the cakes insides, try not to forget which side is which.|
Yea. I did that.
|Cheesy decoration is essential here.|
|The worse it actually looks the better!|
|Be careful with fire. Especially if you have been drinking.|
Especially if you have been drinking enough to sleep on the couch the whole next day.
|Don't bother with cutting the cake. Or utensils.|
He's taking a big bite of life. Can't you see this picture OOZING with metaphor?
And there you have it! In a nutshell. How to waste more time than you ever thought possible.